Santa Claus is not a threat to our national security
Key terms
- Santa Claus
- Saint Nicholas, who delivers presents on Christmas Eve to children he deems nice, and coal to those he deems naughty.
For
He does so by invitation, in the form of letters from children.
He brings us gifts.
He is magical
Against
He enters our home while we sleep
Santa Claus encourages a surveillance state. For instance, he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you are awake, he knows if you are bad or good...
Santa clause sneaks into the house
Santa Claus is a vampire. He entices us to invite him into our homes with inducements. Then he sucks down soft drinks and cookies. Ho! Ho! Ho!